Deep anal sex for a shoplifter (Michael Del Ray, Jeremy Spreadums)

February 1, 2018, 4:02pm. Petty Theft. 18 year old Caucasian male, 5’10,” entered store in a rush, displaying signs of confusion and frustration. He was spotted entering the feminine hygiene and family planning section of the store. Security watched him on closed-circuit televisions picking up a pregnancy test and attempting to hide it in his pants. He was immediately apprehended and detained by the Loss Prevention Officer. While in custody, the suspect was questioned and strip searched following standard protocols. An understanding was reached by the suspects and the Loss Prevention Officer, and they was released without involvement of law enforcement. $9.99 retail value recovered for the store without incident.