First Time Funnel Cum Eating Instruction

I konw your fantasy and fetish is to eat your own cum but you've never been able to follow through with it, so now you're going to do exactly as I say as I slowly strip out of my dress exposing my tits and pussy and asshole while I edge you to the brink of orgasm then it's funnel time, so have your funnel handy and follow along EXACTLY!! ;)