Zelda: Breath Of The Wild A XXX Parody

Open your eyes… Wake up, Link. That strange voice in your head, that’s your crush Princess Zelda, right? You’ve been asleep for 100 years now. Holy Nayru! But, where is she? What happened? Your memory is still so foggy. Calamity Ganon… Oh no, you lost the battle against the Great King of Evil years ago. You fell in battle, but Zelda shielded you. What happened next? Fortunately, Zelda left you her personal Sheikah slate; an ancient relic full of memories of your beloved Hyrule Princess. Grab your VR headset, immerse yourself in the past, and go discover the key to saving her life. Link, Hero of Time, Zelda is counting on you and your Master Sword aka your dick.